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I have a feeling I’m not the only one…

My mum just looked at this and stated I do 70% of the bottom one, 29% of the top right and 1% (If she was being generous) of the top left… I would say she is spot on…

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I wish my assignment wasn’t so hard. Or even that I had enough motivation to get it done. I came home for some quiet time away from college and just to chill da fek out because dat shit gets cray sometimes. 1st year Social Work suxxxxxxxx. And I need to get off social networking sites. Australian bureau of statistics here I come!

This is so wrong… but i giggled

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I’m at a Mickey Avalon concert with my dad. This couldn’t get any more wrong. Oh, we are also at Fannys.

NO, just because you’re in a navy/army/whatever else uniform doesn’t give you any more right then every other drunken creep to touch my private bits, follow me to the bathroom or poke me in the hips and point at your ugly friend in the hope I will pash him. I lasted 20 sober minutes tonight at the Brewery and quickly got my violated body out of there. I usually can very easily enjoy myself when I’m out sober… Tonight was an exception. I didn’t like it one bit! Time to snuggle up and watch How I Met Your Mother. GOODNIGHT and lest we forget! XO

Weekend was awesome. I can’t wait for Groovin’ this year and I love that it’s perfect temperature for my new onesie! Helloooooo!

TODAY WAS AWESOME.

My leopard print onsie came and I hadn’t expected it for a few weeks! I sat around doing absolutely nothing watching ‘How I Met Your Mother’ aaannddd the lovely dinner ladies made schnitty burgers tonight! TOP STUFF. 

It makes me sad to know what excites me now. 

YEAH I AM

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hello me

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GAH

Completing any uni work is almost impossible on campus. I swear my corridor is a communal meeting spot for every loud person around. The creepy study room I have been using because no-one goes there is closed ‘until later’ which is so unspecific and annoying. I wish I wasn’t such a great procrastinator. 2000 words by tomorrow morning. I can (hopefully) do this!